For your comic relief tonight.....

I present to you......FATNESS!! My dog, my protector, my rock of 65 pounds of lovin' warmth on 6" legs. And those are his back legs. His front legs only measure 4"! But this dog is the best I've ever had. He knows me and my husband like no other dog has. And trust me, I've had many different breeds through out my whole life. This dog is the BEST!



And did you know he is an import? He was originally born in Russia. My hubby and I often call him a Russian Bolshevik especially when he is being naughty. Naughty in the way that most puppies are......eating anything that falls to the floor, chewing shoes, being crazy etc. etc. Fatness is two years old and a European pure bred English Bulldog. He isn't show-worthy because when he was a baby, he had a small spot of pink showing on his nose. Unacceptable in the show ring. You or I would probably not see it but the 'show ring masters' do.

Doesn't he have the teeeny-tineyest little front teeth? They look like baby teeth but those are permanent. But behind those little tiny teeth are the biggest inscisors ever! He only shows them when he wants to. Especially when you take his woobie away from him. His woobie is whatever blanket or toy he uses to create a blissful nights sleep with. He is not biased when it comes to what he sleeps with, it's all about the comfort that he creates with!

Why am I posting this on my crafty blog you may ask? Because I CAN!!!!
Thanks for looking! I may be posting again tomorrow, I've got a lot of cute stuff that I'm working on....but I'm not making any promises! Until next time!